Nov 01

Anonymous said: Mr. Frosach i love you for making my days happier. Its not a question but fuck it!

Thank you…maybe just try to spell my name correctly next time.

Oct 29

Anonymous said: What is love ?

Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.

Oct 28

Anonymous said: Do your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard?

Yes, and they insist it’s more desirable than yours, absolutely right it’s more desirable than yours, I could educate you but I would need a form of currency first.

lilyxcx said: When does the narwhal bacon and why?

You have to carefully slice it into thin strips and lightly salt said strips. This usually occurs around midnight. There is no answer to why, that’s just how it has always been done.

rumblur said: If you could see an argon proton would it look any different from my penis.

Well I haven’t seen your penis, nor do I want to, but I imagine they would share a similar size.

Anonymous said: How does you mother feel about your addiction to strap on lesbian dildo porn?

I don’t like to refer to it as an addiction. It’s more of a daily hobby. It hasn’t been brought up…silence is the best option.

Anonymous said: Would you rather get sucked off by a man who looked like a woman, or woman who looked like a man?

The woman.

Anonymous said: What is 2+2?

2+2 is 4

Anonymous said: I accidentally and now I can't?

I’m sorry for your loss.

Oct 27

pie-die-pew said: have you ever been to england?

I have not but I’d like to someday. Is this an invitation?