Frozach

Mr. Frosach i love you for making my days happier. Its not a question but fuck it!

Thu, 01 Nov 2012 00:01:49 -0400

Thank you…maybe just try to spell my name correctly next time.

What is love ?

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 17:08:23 -0400

Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more.

Do your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard?

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 22:24:18 -0400

Yes, and they insist it’s more desirable than yours, absolutely right it’s more desirable than yours, I could educate you but I would need a form of currency first.

When does the narwhal bacon and why?

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 22:16:27 -0400

You have to carefully slice it into thin strips and lightly salt said strips. This usually occurs around midnight. There is no answer to why, that’s just how it has always been done.

If you could see an argon proton would it look any different from my penis.

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 20:19:49 -0400

Well I haven’t seen your penis, nor do I want to, but I imagine they would share a similar size.

How does you mother feel about your addiction to strap on lesbian dildo porn?

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 19:10:59 -0400

I don’t like to refer to it as an addiction. It’s more of a daily hobby. It hasn’t been brought up…silence is the best option.

Would you rather get sucked off by a man who looked like a woman, or woman who looked like a man?

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 19:08:02 -0400

The woman.

What is 2+2?

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 03:03:16 -0400

2+2 is 4

I accidentally and now I can't?

Sun, 28 Oct 2012 03:01:30 -0400

I’m sorry for your loss.

have you ever been to england?

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 22:54:45 -0400

I have not but I’d like to someday. Is this an invitation?

Let us see your battlestation

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 21:33:51 -0400

bacon?

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 13:43:41 -0400

Yes but that’s more of an answer than a question.

Why are we not partying?

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 13:42:46 -0400

Because you’re anonymous so I have no idea who you are. Also we probably don’t live anywhere near each other.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 13:38:19 -0400

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Not a question, but I think you should know that because of this blog I wasted at least 10 hours of my liftetime. I know every single fucking page! I hate you!

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 13:35:51 -0400

I only have four pages are you really that slow of a reader that it took you ten hours to get through?

I appreciate the time spent though.

why?

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 13:32:43 -0400

Why not?

would you rather have nipples surrounding your anus, or nipples instead of teeth

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 13:32:35 -0400

I think nipples around my anus sounds better, I really don’t think that would change a whole lot except it would look really weird and would make my poops very sensual. I enjoy being able to eat solid food so having nipple teeth wouldn’t really be an option.

You're fucking hilarious. I always wind up reblogging your stuff. Just thought I'd say hello. How has your day been? What is your morning ritual like? How many ducks do you have to slaughter on your way to the toilet? How many STDs have you had at most (in Fable)? And lastly, is it gay if the balls touch?

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 13:29:25 -0400

Thanks. Hello. I just woke up so my day hasn’t really been anything yet. My usual morning ritual is I wake up, put on some sort of clothing, urinate, do some tumbling, cook six scrambled eggs and a bagel, and watch something while eating. Whose Line is it Anyway at the moment.

No ducks but around 100 duck sized horses seem to find their way into my house everyday.

I don’t recall the exact number of Fable STDs I’ve had but I’d put it somewhere around 10-15.

Yes.

Beef or Chicken?

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 03:18:48 -0400

Beef, it has so many more uses.

apology for poor english! when were you when heat legend from dark knight dies? i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when fred ring. 'heat is die' 'no' and you?????????????

Sat, 27 Oct 2012 02:55:05 -0400

So after some detective work decoding this I’ve come up with heat legend means Heath Ledger. I hope brain fluid doesn’t mean brain fluid and there’s no way your English is that bad if you have a friend named Fred, unless it’s because of drinking the brain fluid.

So to answer your question “when I were” when he died was January 22, 2008. If you were asking where I have no idea.